Dave Mellor is Fifty !
Photograph Album
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Elderly Piper Daves with nicer legs
Standing, in slippers Pat Mellor, Keith Mellor
and Heather Mellor
Executive, in slippers Anybody invite Dave?
Face down in the office Aargh - put the masks back on
Dave looks over
his family mug-shots
This happy hag-is fifty.
Bill prefers semaphore
to eMail
Caroline stopping Dave and Lesley
slipping away
8 Daves a Week
(apologies to the Beatles)
Somebody suggests that Dave
doesn't look a day over forty
A gaggle (?) of Mellors