Invisible Bug Personality Profile
| Bug Number | 71 |  "Please attach string securely to your bug" |
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| Name | Elaine & Dave Nickerson | |
| Bug's Name | Theosophus T. Wildebug | |
| Bug Category | Invisible | |
| Colour of Eyes | Fuchia | |
| Number of Eyes | 28,639,426,023,412.5 | |
| Favourite Film | Lord of the Flies | |
| Sex | Frequently, but never with Black Widows | |
| Special skill(s) | Escapology | |
| What does it like about you? | I tie crap knots | |
| Favourite food & drink | Gnat's piss | |
| Golf handicap | Can't lift the club | |
| Best subject at school | Gnatural History | |
| Favourite Song or Group | Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars | |
| Ambition | To catch a small boy and pull his legs off | |
| Parent's Names | Sorry, what's a "parent"? | |
| What makes him/her angry? | People asking him to spell his name | |
| Advantage of invisibility | Isn't it blindingly obvious? | |
| Views on the Euro | Euro-sceptic Bug | |
| Plans for New Years Eve | Academic when you only live for 2 weeks! | |
| Judge's Comments | Crammed so much into his 2 weeks. RIP Theosophus! | |
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