Mellennium Bug Ball

Invisible Bug Personality Profile

Bug Number 73 Invisible Bug as tied to Registration Form
"Please attach string
securely to your bug"
Name Elaine Martin & Cov Uni students
Bug's Name Ivor T. Student Bug
Bug Category Invisible
Colour of Eyes Transparent
Number of Eyes Infinite
Favourite Film Invisible Man
Sex Undetectible
Special skill(s) Can disappear in an instant
What does it like about you? We drink alcohol non-stop
Favourite food & drink Lager & kebab
Golf handicap Not awake at the right time of the day.
Always clubbing
Best subject at school Disappearing
Favourite Song or Group I believe in miracles
Ambition To become visible
Parent's Names Ivor T. Postgrad Bug
What makes him/her angry? Unbelivers of invisibility
Advantage of invisibility Not being visible
Views on the Euro Too big, can't carry
Plans for New Years Eve To drink myself visible
Judge's Comments But can it carry a roadsign home?

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