Mellennium Bug Ball

Invisible Bug Personality Profile

Bug Number 76 Invisible Bug as tied to Registration Form
"Please attach string
securely to your bug
and hang him, please"
Name Kirsty?
Bug's Name Catch Me If You Can
Bug Category Invisible
Colour of Eyes Guess
Number of Eyes 17 million
Favourite Film Jaws
Sex Yes please (male of course)
Special skill(s) Lifespan beyond the year 2000
What does it like about you? I am not a bug
Favourite food & drink Human blood & flesh
Golf handicap Scratch me if you can
Best subject at school School? What school?
Favourite Song or Group ABBA
Ambition Earth domination
Parent's Names Barry Nelson & Kirsty
What makes him/her angry? Barry Nelson in the morning
Advantage of invisibility Barry Nelson not seeing me
Views on the Euro Bugs have more money (what's a Euro?)
Plans for New Years Eve Another Mell-ennium Bug Ball (great)
Judge's Comments Barry Nelson in the morning certainly scares me

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